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Word Game

A fill in the blanks poetry writing game: the “adjectiveconcrete noun-of-abstract noun.” Gil suggests the “fat phonograph of lust.”

I suggest the “twinkling morning glories of bliss.” What can you come up with?

The Garden Today

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The Bafflement of Animals

I’ve always wondered what goes on in Oliver’s head when I look into his pit-hound eyes.

Maybe this is the answer. I heard Jonathan Schwartz read these lines on his Sunday show… they’re from Edith Wharton’s journal in 1924.

”I am secretly afraid of animals…. I think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. Why? their eyes seem to ask us.”

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Meet You at the Fair

Labor Day at the Goshen Fair in Connecticut. Perfection. Contests all around — the lawn tractor pull, the ox pull (hauling tons of concrete blocks), wood cutting (in which the judge cut down the only girl participating) where people employ special axes costing 500 dollars to dismantle 12 by 12 spruce timbers. The Percheron grand champion gelding, its face looming way over our heads. Contests in canning, with winners like this beautiful corn relish:

and this Jersey cow:

In the Jersey competition, the judge uses “dairy” as an adjective, as in, “I wish she’d be a little more dairy.” The usual 4H contests for goat, sheep and rabbit (this year’s best in show one of those mocha colored ones with the glistening eyes and lap ears). And the adult spelling bee, which we arrived too late to enter, but which challenged participants with words like “nemesis,” “analysis,” and mediocre.”

But the most amazing feats were achieved by those who had nothing to prove, like the stoic sow nursing over a dozen piglets:

or the heifer who managed to look like an art object just by standing there:

Fried belly clams, barbecue, a root beer float (Gil) and a bottomless milk shake (me) under the-end-of-summer sun, with no pressure to go up on the ferris wheel — now that’s a fair. And I came home with 288 yards of wool from a Jacob sheep, just spun that morning, from Snook Farm in Stormville, NY. As ancient as any agricultural fair, The Odyssey, which we listened to in the car, read with imposing dignity by Ian McKellan. They probably had Jacob sheep on Ithaca.

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Our Friends in the Tall Grass

Okay. Three four-foot-long garter snake skins in the south yard, and one slowly slinking four-inch-long tiger slug, Limax maximus, in the north yard, all within the past few weeks. I am ready to pull on my tall leather boots when I go out to turn on the hose to water the garden. Or better yet, fob that task off on somebody else.

Slug Patterns

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Shedding Skin

Four feet long from snout to tuckus, that’s the length of the snakeskin we found by the water spout today. That’s an impressive creature. Did it live under the wooden shingles of the house, as Gil proposes? The shedding itself must be beautiful, if terrifying. A snake causes a rip by rubbing against a rock or log (or shingle), something rough, then wriggles out, splitting the tissue along the way. The patterns on the new skin exactly match the patterns of the old, but the new skin is luminous, almost transparent.

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The Hen House

Stick your hand underneath a brood hen, reaching through the foot-long window of the chicken coop, if you want to experience pure fluffy warm fertility. Above you the sun is a hot yolk on a Delft blue platter. The bird you confront as she nests in her small space is soft, her almond-brown feathers almost more yielding than fur. Beneath her the eggs, a half dozen of them, laid and left there by the other birds for the brood hen to nurture with her heat. The sun is an egg in the nest of the sky. The tomatoes in the garden by the way blaze red as the sun. The world turns on this one moment, your eye confronting the speckled eye of the egg.

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A New Crop

Another azure arc over chickens, piglets, tomatoes, kale, squash, corn and fields of hay. And beets and radishes and pigweed. The horses gum bunches of clover, leaving your fingers somewhat battered. Oliver believes he is within his rights to maul Willow and Farquar, two innocent canine bystanders, Farkie an English Mastiff four times his size. My feet covered with farm dirt.Tomorrow, a radio interview with a Vermont station, an Orphanmaster talk special for a group of seniors and other friends, and then — canning.

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One Hot Tomato

I don’t know how many pecks 200 tomatoes make, but we picked a bunch today out at the farm, heirloom beauties, bruised green/red in color, tiger striped chartreuse and yellow, just big fat misshapen crimson ones.

I don’t know how many pecks 200 tomatoes make, but we picked a bunch today out at the farm, heirloom beauties, bruised green/red in color, tiger striped chartreuse and yellow, just big fat misshapen crimson ones.

We saw the pigs, eight week old piglets bound for their starring moment soon enough, the young chickens running crazily around their hutch, the dysfunctional trio of horses and the bantam rooster prancing across the yard. Larry was putting in a new flower border for Noreen, and Davey was getting his carrots and radishes ready to go to market tomorrow along with those luscious tomatoes. The sun split the sky above and coins rained out on the garden beds, making us so fortunate to be there to catch them.

We saw the pigs, eight week old piglets bound for their starring moment soon enough, the young chickens running crazily around their hutch, the dysfunctional trio of horses and the bantam rooster prancing across the yard. Larry was putting in a new flower border and Davey was getting his carrots and radishes ready to go to market tomorrow along with those luscious tomatoes. The sun split the sky above and coins rained out on the garden beds, making us so fortunate to be there to catch them.

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Hedge Fun

Petted a hedgehog today at a nature center. They are born with all their quills, which push out gradually until they have a full set. They can eat 1,000 insects a night. They are unrelated to porcupines. And one day I will keep one as a pet. That is all I know about hedgehogs.

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Snake Story

Two garter snakes, black with a yellow stripe, one big, one small — mother and child? — entwined near the garden hose, where they can sip off the condensation when they get the chance…

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Berry, Berry Good

From the torture of dentistry — a new crown — to the delicious pleasure of berry picking, all in one afternoon.

“Summer afternoon, summer afternoon… the two most beautiful words in the English language.” So said Henry James, and he was never wrong.

Being raked by wild canes while delicately pulling off the first of the wild raspberries in the woods of the Rockefeller Preserve, one of the peak experiences of summer. Only gathered a liter this trip… we’ll have to come back for more.

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An Awkward Surprise

Frog #2 appeared today in the living room, huddling against a wet floor mop. Where are they coming from?

At least it wasn’t a snake.

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Chicken With Ice Cream

Synesthesia — the condition whereby a person looks at something and sees a color or smells something and sees a color. Your senses translate into colors. A neurological, involuntary trait. Something like fireworks. Kandinsky, Nabokov, Liszt had it. They ate chicken with ice cream because the colors matched so prettily. Were they lucky, or cursed?

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Growth Spurts

The reeds grow six inches a week, my bean plants grow one quarter inch. What’s that all about?

So Slow

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The New York Times & New York City

My interview with Shelf Awareness: scroll down.

Gil and I made a cool automotive loop around hot Manhattan today to visit bookstores so I could sign stock.

First, outside The Corner Bookstore on Madison and 93rd Street, a Jeep plowed into our parked car, crunching it, and we had to wait for a plow. Then, with a rental, we resumed.

Some stores had over a dozen, some had one. A few managers said they were selling out and were about to get in more. A very interesting exercise, fueled by far  too much iced coffee. Along the way I devised a new signature, the same as always but punctuated by the witika sign.

Oh, and did I mention that The New York Times Book Review ran its glowing piece on The Orphanmaster today?

p.s. and if this pertains to my novel I don’t know how: I found a bullfrog trapped inside the front screen door this morning, about the size of my hand. It energetically hopped away when I cracked the door, so heavy I could almost hear it land. Oliver either didn’t know or didn’t care that a frog existed temporarily in cabin world.

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